IC Contact - New

[thecrowingtobe]

[If it gets past the 4th ring and he doesn't pick up it will go to answering machine.]

This is Claudio. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I can.

Comments

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[thecrowingtobe]

fuck you man you know my judgement is worse then yours
what the hell
go for the scare
nothing else has gone right today
might as well enjoy it

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[mademyhell]

im actually tempted

hes pissed me the fuck off in exactly the same way every fucking night

its either that or im gonna break shit and quit

probably wont stick anyway

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[thecrowingtobe]

why the hell do you still work there
that place treats you like shit
i say go batshit on him scare him and quit
wont stick anyhow
you can do it again tomorrow




ill help

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[mademyhell]

if i do raise hell im going to expect a ride home

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[thecrowingtobe]

now you see the true blessing of all my hard damn work
yeah sure i could use the fresh darkness air anyhow

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[mademyhell]

its still a rustbucket

hate to break it to you

it just is a better running one

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[thecrowingtobe]

youll eat those words once i get it finished
itll be perfect
just give me a bit longer

when are you going to go chaos in the office?

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[mademyhell]

he goes back on the rounds in about five and then steps in to yell at me about days off

probably just about then

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[thecrowingtobe]

ill be there then
gives me time to deal with this loon again and stop for food before grabbing you

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[mademyhell]

if i end up in jail i expect you to bail me out

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[thecrowingtobe]

well duh
not like it will last anyhow
bet youll be back in your seat by midnight

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[mademyhell]

not the point

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[mademyhell]

[About twenty minutes later]

bad idea

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[thecrowingtobe]

do tell

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[mademyhell]

turns out breaking computers is not as cool in real life

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[thecrowingtobe]

man
the computer?
what did it ever do to you
but no it doesnt spark or catch fire or make big booms or anything

or does it?

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[mademyhell]

old ones spark

the ones where the monitors look like boxes

still have a couple of those

worse when someone has a hair trigger electric power

between that and the yelling i was fired before i could do much and decided to leave before i could actually be held responsible for lighting the bosses desk on fire

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[thecrowingtobe]

ha
ill be there in a minute
dont go to far

anticlimactic though isnt it?
try harder tomorrow

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[mademyhell]

you would call a desk fire anticlimactic

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[thecrowingtobe]

should have waited for me
i could have really helped scare them
i could also reprogram their computers in a few minutes

anyhow driving up now
where are you?

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[mademyhell]

have all the fun you want tomorrow

im two blocks up next to the locksmith

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[thecrowingtobe]

got to be better then my repeated shit days

alright
smart
just wandr around in the darkness
be ready to get in

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[thecrowingtobe]

[and that would be the rumble of his BEAUTIFUL car. He pulls up as he sees his friend graying out the world where he sat/stood. Leaning over he pops the lock and shoves the door open for him all while coming to a stop on the slick dirty roads. He hates driving at night but he's gotten very used to it.]

Hey baby, going my way?

[yes it was a shitty line he picked up from a shitty movie, but it seemed fitting to the weird shitty day that was restarting.]

[for reference, he already had blood on his sleeve. How's that for a start of a day at such a weird hour of the day?]

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[mademyhell]

[There are just some days Trauma finds that the easiest way to deal with Claudio is to just suddenly pretend like he doesn't know him.

And this would be one of those times if he didn't need a ride.

Despite things like nearly avoiding getting the cops called and people who give him headaches, he actually does notice the blood and finds reason to comment as he climbs into the car, sounding about as deadpan as humanly possible.

He also sort of smells like burnt plastic, but that's neither here nor there.]

If that's yours, I'm kicking your ass.

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[thecrowingtobe]

[he leaned back and waited for the boy to get in, looking to mirrors to make sure critters weren't around. It would be light soon enough and he wasn't too worried. But still]

[as for ignoring him? those were the days that Claudio tried to bother the boy the most]

[Today really wasn't one of them how ever. He was rather deadpan as well]

Not mine this time around. yesterday was another story. Told ya... had a loon in at work I needed to deal with.

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