IC Contact - New

[thecrowingtobe]

[If it gets past the 4th ring and he doesn't pick up it will go to answering machine.]

This is Claudio. Leave a message and I'll get back to you if I can.

Comments

text | nv virus

[cheerhealer]

You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.

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[thecrowingtobe]

Um... Claire? what the hell are you talking about?

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[cheerhealer]

it's an nv virus, sorry. i didn't send that.

late virus text;

[mom_to_us_all]

I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.

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[mademyhell]

think itll be tomorrow tomorrow or do you think I can scare my boss?

relying on your judgement. mines flawed

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[thecrowingtobe]

fuck you man you know my judgement is worse then yours
what the hell
go for the scare
nothing else has gone right today
might as well enjoy it

omg how did i miss this text;

[thecrowingtobe]

that is more then enough
so... be where?

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[thecrowingtobe]

figures.
i heard people talking bout it
guess it was only time before i got it too
not bad though i wonder if i CAN build up a stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time...

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[mademyhell]

im actually tempted

hes pissed me the fuck off in exactly the same way every fucking night

its either that or im gonna break shit and quit

probably wont stick anyway

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[thecrowingtobe]

why the hell do you still work there
that place treats you like shit
i say go batshit on him scare him and quit
wont stick anyhow
you can do it again tomorrow




ill help

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[mademyhell]

if i do raise hell im going to expect a ride home

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[thecrowingtobe]

now you see the true blessing of all my hard damn work
yeah sure i could use the fresh darkness air anyhow

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[mademyhell]

its still a rustbucket

hate to break it to you

it just is a better running one

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[thecrowingtobe]

youll eat those words once i get it finished
itll be perfect
just give me a bit longer

when are you going to go chaos in the office?

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[mademyhell]

he goes back on the rounds in about five and then steps in to yell at me about days off

probably just about then

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[thecrowingtobe]

ill be there then
gives me time to deal with this loon again and stop for food before grabbing you

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[mademyhell]

if i end up in jail i expect you to bail me out

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[thecrowingtobe]

well duh
not like it will last anyhow
bet youll be back in your seat by midnight

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[mademyhell]

not the point

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[mademyhell]

[About twenty minutes later]

bad idea

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[thecrowingtobe]

do tell

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[mademyhell]

turns out breaking computers is not as cool in real life

[Text]

[thecrowingtobe]

man
the computer?
what did it ever do to you
but no it doesnt spark or catch fire or make big booms or anything

or does it?

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[mademyhell]

old ones spark

the ones where the monitors look like boxes

still have a couple of those

worse when someone has a hair trigger electric power

between that and the yelling i was fired before i could do much and decided to leave before i could actually be held responsible for lighting the bosses desk on fire

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[thecrowingtobe]

ha
ill be there in a minute
dont go to far

anticlimactic though isnt it?
try harder tomorrow