If it's that predictable I'll try to get more creative with the lecture.
[best part is, he's probably serious and he may or may not have a literal list somewhere of things he can include in said lecture. Probably in that weird little chicken scratch book he's got. He's damn lucky no one can read his handwriting or better, that there stopped trying.]
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[best part is, he's probably serious and he may or may not have a literal list somewhere of things he can include in said lecture. Probably in that weird little chicken scratch book he's got. He's damn lucky no one can read his handwriting or better, that there stopped trying.]
That's... Almost depressing.
[A beat]
Chinese?